The Bricklayer's Accident Report
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Picture Pershore road

Short Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.

What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.

What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.

What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.

What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.

What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.

What's green and loud?
A froghorn.

What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.

Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!

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